The Number One Sign Your Sex Life is Getting Better

The meteoric rise of the intensification of Mrs. Gentlenibbles sexual awareness, liberation,  and enjoyment was perfectly exemplified by the climatic finish to our morning sex session.  Today, as Mrs. G was enjoying her second orgasm, our ten year old bed suddenly collapsed on one side crashing to the floor. 

I am not sure we could find a better metaphor for describing the difference between our  two sex lives.  The sex life that existed before we entered the lifestyle and the one that exists currently.  It would be such a difficult task to come up with a description that truly describes the metamorphosis we have experienced. 

This change is not because we are necessarily sleeping with other couples.  To be honest, our list of victims is still relatively small and none of them represent Casanova or Nina Hartley.  It has not been some education process that has yielded us as more efficient orgasm achievers.  For Mrs. G especially, it is the removal of many of her sexual  inhibitions, that for years stifled her ability to relax and focus on pleasure during sex.  Being able to witness this “sexual awakening” of Mrs. Gentlenibbles has been the most erotic and sexually invigorating journey of my life.

With all of the above being said, I still have a broken bed to deal with.  This actually will give us an opportunity to replace our lifestyle unfriendly bed, being a very tall queen size bed, with something much more conducive to group play.  

Any suggestions on a good “swinger friendly” bed?

~Mr. Gentlenibbles