If Roger Clemens was a Swinger would he dope???

We recently had the “not so unique” opportunity to play at a house party, where one of the men was doing his best Roger Clemens impression by utilizing performance enhancing drugs.  I have to say….  bring on the juice! ;)  It was a night where play got started pretty late in the evening and though I was able to show up for the party the first time with no problems I was definitely off of my game.  My recovery time to get “seconds” at the very very hot desert table took longer than I would have liked and needed a little extra attention.  I was able to actually get up to the plate for a third at bat, but by then I was pitching AAA ball.  OK enough of the baseball analogies!

Meanwhile…. 

The other gentleman was wondering around the room doing his best “flagpole” impersonation with an average recovery time of 0.000368 seconds.  During one of his rare “resting periods” we got to talking and he told me he had taken a Cialis and some “Horny goat weed” prior to playing.  He told me how great it is and that he is always like that when he takes it.

Now let me qualify this (and save my pride), by saying I have been an absolute perv since my first erection sometime back in junior high.  I almost always can have at least three orgasms in a single play session, and if I can find a partner that shares my persistence I have stayed up all through the night for five or more orgasms.  My wife sometimes worries about cuddling afterward, because I have trouble staying in “cuddling” mode.

With all of the above being said, I am not going to lie and say I am as intense as I used to be.  I will also admit, that one time after being very tired and drinking way to much I never made it to the batters box. (OK, that is officially the last baseball analogy) 

The performance of this gentleman at this party, has really made me think deeply about doping up with the swinger’s version of PED’s, Performance Enhancing Drugs!  This decision of mine is not some chivalrous thought for you ladies.  I am being incredibly selfish, I don’t want to miss out any more action than I have too while waiting for “my little friend” to return.  I want to be sore for a couple of days afterwards, so I can be reminded of just how much fun I had!!!!

So help me out…

We know that LOTS of guys out there are using both pharmaceutical and holistic enhancement products, but we want to know who is using what?  What do you ladies think of guys that are using PED’s? 

I guess what it all boils down to is;  Will this ruin any shot I have of getting into the Swinger Hall of Fame???

~Mr. Gentlenibbles