Nothing Gets Better at Two In the Morning
June 7, 2008 by Mr. GentleNibbles
Today’s post is a little bit of a rant, complaint, or at the very least a sanity check. Mrs Gentlenibbles and I are just confused on why so many members of the Lifestyle don’t get down to, in the words of Borat, “sexy time” before two in the morning or later when going to the club.
Since we first entered in the Lifestyle we have been amazed by the fact that not many couples leave the club before one thirty or two AM when they are about to close. In the vanilla world this makes perfect sense because the club is where the action is, but in the swinging world the club is nothing but the appetizer. Kind of like going out for dinner before going to the movie, the movie is the main event!
The problem with not leaving until two AM is that after the drive to the hotel or home and possibly a quick stop for snacks it is three AM before we get the first bra strap released. Then assuming the play is going good it is at least another two or three hours before someone is considering coming up for air, much less going to sleep! We have had many nights that ended with us driving home watching the sun come up in all its unbelievably bright and painful glory.
The other odd thing about this, is there is no way anyone is as good at sex at two AM after a few drinks then they were at ten thirty PM with a few less drinks. The point is why not plan the night to make the main feature, the sex, peak at just the right time. Not to mention if the sex starts at ten thirty and is going great you can keep it up for four hours and still be home by two thirty AM.
Someone was telling us about a group that calls themselves the “in and out by nine thirty” club. Their premise is when they throw a meet and greet or club outing they all plan on heading out for action by nine thirty PM. This way everyone squeezes in all the fun they can during the appetizer, the club, but plans and makes sure not delay the entree!
While nine thirty may be a bit early, as we still enjoy socializing at the club. We would never be offended if a sexy couple looks over at us at about ten thirty or eleven and says, “You want to get out of here” 
So for the love of swinging humanity, all you night owl swingers out there lets shift our sexual clocks up a little bit and try to get on to the more important stuff before the Whataburger drive through gets hit with all the drunks leaving the vanilla clubs at two AM
Just some random thoughts.
~Mr. Gentlenibbles
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We totally agree we have been out sometimes with others and its is so late to get things started. We usually have a sitter and its rare that they can or agree to stay all night. We like to get things started after a couple of drinks… we like to say either shit or get off the pot!
…. Although at Desire and sometimes late is good, but if you have to get up or will be forced up the next morning 2 am is a bit late.
Come to Australia - the magic hour here is 11pm.
Seriously I know exactly what you mean - why does it take so damn long - the end result is the same. Let’s face it, the whole thing would be a lot more fun if we all weren’t so tired at the start.
I recall one occasion when we four of us said ‘bugger it’ and started at 9pm - it was great, we went our for a meal after and started round 2 later that night!
@mplsnudecpl - I love your much more concise way of summarizing my point! We have been fortunate of have a sitter that usually stays the night with the kids. This atleast gives us a little longer, assuming we can make it home before they all wake up.
How is the website going, it is looking good?
@couplesnetau
11PM does not sound too bad, does that mean usually everybody is ’smiling naked” by then? That is such a good idea getting to the action first and then eating. A second round is alway a plus. We may have to suggest that next time!
I do a the vanity check on the google. I find you talking about me. Very nice! You ah make ah smile on my face. Swingers they ah like me and my sexy time. Yes!
I ah set all the clocks at Sweenfest to sexy time. I’m ah gonna love all you gypsies at Sweenfest. Very nice!
In my country they would not nibble you. They ah eat you whole. You like ah to eat holes? Very nice!
See you in ah Hollywood.
Borat
Wow - We feel honored to have you on our blog Borat!!!
although… I must say your handwriting looks a lot like the handwriting of that guy from Swingercast!!
Either way we can’t wait to see either of you at Swingfest!!!
~thenibblers
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