Holy Crap… We Spotted a Unicorn!

Well, it is official, after fifteen months in the Lifestyle Mrs. Gentlenibbles and I recently had our first experience with a single female.  Single females our often called “unicorns” and are somewhat royalty in the Lifestyle because they are so elusive.  Many couples have come to the Lifestyle for the sole purpose of finding another woman to bring to their bed, and quickly found out it is not as easy as it sounds.

As with everything in life, the relative ease or difficulty of having a sexy female join you as a couple in the bedroom is all based on the laws of supply and demand. In a quick browse of profiles at CouplesTouch.com, well over ninety five percent of them are in search of a single female to join their fun.  While another quick glance at profiles reveals for every hundred profiles, there are two or three single females.  Of those single females, only two out of three are actively looking for couples as many are looking for only females or only males.

Now the math may be hurting your head a little bit, but if I added it all up right that comes to about one shot in fifty of saddling up and riding a unicorn off into the swinging sunset one evening. (excuse the horrible analogy)  Now if single females are really your thing and what you as a couple are looking for, you most likely won’t have to wait fifteen months like we did.

Mrs. Gentlenibbles and I don’t really approach single females, the only ones we know are ones who have approached us or that we have met through other people.  We enjoy foursomes with another couple as much as threesomes and since we figure those poor unicorns are being inundated by emails on a daily basis we try not to clutter their mailbox.  We have many friends in the Lifestyle who prefer experiences with single females over other couples and are a little more aggressive in getting to know them.  Thus they are batting a little better average the one every fifteen months!

Next time you see that sexy unicorn out at the club or the next time you send her an email make sure and realize how special and rare she is in the swinger world.  Be kind, respectful, patient, and most of all just be real.  They have seen it all and are rightfully very very picky. 

For all you single females out there, just stay sexy and keep being so damn picky.  That is what makes you so special!!!  And….  If you would like to experience a great time with another couple, just give us a call at 281-###-####   Just kidding we know you have heard that at least fifteen times today already!!!

Please vote in the poll below to see our readers single female batting average!

 ~Mr. Gentlenibbles

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