A Swingers New Years Resolutions 2009

Well the hangover is over, the confetti is cleaned, and football bowl season is in full swing.  This means people all over the country are a couple days into the observance of one of the holiday’s biggest traditions.  That tradition is the greatest of all self help practices, the creation and enthusiastic pursuit of New Year’s Resolutions.

While the majority of us most likely built our resolution list around topics such as eating healthy, working out, organizing our lives, and increasing our earning potential, let’s take a light hearted look at some Lifestyle based resolutions.

Why it is obvious that any couple who has the Lifestyle as a number one priority in their life is probably suffering some huge marital problems and are destined for a date with the divorce lawyer, it does not mean that improving your experience in the Lifestyle can’t help your marriage, your health, and your level of day to day happiness.  So what are some things you could do over the next year to take your Lifestyle experiences to the next level?

1.)  Move the Lifestyle down a little bit on your priority list

Yep, you heard me right!  Now I am by no means saying cut back on your Lifestyle plans and activities, I am merely saying that make sure the real things in life are your first priority and the Lifestyle just enhances your enjoyment of Life!  Nearly one hundred percent of new couples to the Lifestyle become obsessed with it when they first start.  This obsession can lead to burn out, bad decisions, and maybe a few regrets.

So don’t skip your son’s football game on Friday night to make sure you make it to the huge meet and greet on the other side of town, but feel free scope as a couple the hot asses of the other MILF’s in the stadium during the halftime show!

2.)  Consistently remind your spouse what make them so special

Now at first this may sound more like an overall relationship improving resolution versus a Lifestyle inspired resolution, but as firm believers that your relationship is the point of the Lifestyle anyway we think this resolution fits perfect on our list. 

We swingers spend a lot of time discussing with our spouses the various sexy and attractive qualities of different people all the time, it is never a bad idea to reinforce why your spouse is so sexy and why you are so happy to be spending your life with them!

Guys, what if instead of calling for your wife in the other room by using her name, you started calling out, “hey beautiful” instead?  Try it and see what happens.

3.)  Get tested for STD’s

OK, so their is really no funny or cute way to bring this up and overall swingers are way better at practicing safe sex than the vanilla single community but that does not mean you should take your health for granted.  As with all sexually active people their is risk anytime you start wrestling naked with someone, so put your mind at ease and your health first by getting a comprehensive STD test.

4.) Sexercise and eat sexy

This may sound a little silly, but that does not mean it can’t increase your enjoyment of the lifestyle.  With your vanilla resolution to get in shape, throw in some exercises and diet measures to give some bang to the bedroom.

Don’t just resolve to walk a couple of miles a day, but throw in some occasional sprints or stairs in middle of your walks.  These activities more closely represent the heart rate and energy output your body experiences during sexual situations and thus will make your body a little better prepared to go the extra mile for the cute couple your meeting for dinner next week! 

OK, but eat sexy?  Yep!  There are some foods you can eat that can enhance some fun in the bedroom.  Did you know including some regular sweet fruit such as pineapple in your diet can lead to improving the taste of your sexual fluids, in both men and women?  Also, on nights that you are going out, try to eat a meal that has some slower burning carbohydrates to mellow out the energy oscillation associated with the insulin release of fast burning carbohydrates and ensure you have plenty of energy to last the night.

Now obviously you will be just fine by skipping this one, but one of the keys to great sex is confidence and these things can definitely help with that!

5.)  Take a swinger vacation

Go someplace new.  Someplace where you don’t know anyone and stay at a Lifestyle resort or go to a Lifestyle club.  If you can’t afford to take a big trip to one of Lifestyle resorts, no problem.  Just load up the car and head a few hundred miles up the road to check out the Lifestyle scene in another city.

Now here is the key with this one.  Don’t schedule this trip anytime before May!  Why? A couple of reasons.  First, January through May is the absolute slowest time in the swinger season.  Secondly, looking forward to it is half the fun and the excitement and anticipation will most likely help motivate you to stick with all the rest of your vanilla and swinger resolutions!

Well that is our official five swinger recommended resolutions to add to your list, but we wanted to throw in a couple of honorable mentions just in case you have forgotten to do a resolution list this year and need a few extra so your friends don’t think you are a New Year’s Slacker…

6.)  Send us lots of sexy emails and pictures to thenibblers@gentlenibbles.com

OK, this is only making the list because we are absolute pervs and using our blogging power to fuel our perving efficiency!!!

7.)  Tell at least five friends about Gentlenibbles.com

On first thought we were going to say something real cheesy like, “Because we want your help in growing our website into a better and bigger swinger resource!” but in reality we are probably just hoping it will increase the overall number of sexy pics and emails requested in resolution number six outlined above!

8.)  Move to Houston

Well by now it has probably become quite obvious that resolutions six through nine are just our shallow attempt to feed our own selfish swinging desires.  You can’t blame us though, because if all of you hotties out there moved to Houston it would definitely improve the overall quality of our Lifestyle experience and if you remember, that was the point of all these resolutions to begin with!

May the Gods of Swinging be with you over 2009!

Mr. and Mrs. Gentlenibbles