Top 10 Reasons Why a Swinger Should be President.

In the spirit of the changing of our Presidential Administration we thought it might be humorous to consider some positive ramifications  and reasons should one day this country elect a swinger to hold this highest office!

10.)  Anyone who lives in a house with that many rooms, an on-site chef available 24 hours a day, and security at the front door is just wasting space if their not using it for a good house party.

9.)  Is there a better foreign-policy than “Asian chicks are hot” and ”French women should shave their underarms”.

8.)  They could bring all the online swinger communities under federal regulation and force them to merge, thus preventing couples from having to sign up for two or three communities just to know where all the parties are at.

7.)  As a plan to pay off the national debt the White House could raise money selling T-shirts that read, “I joined the mile high club at 30,000 feet on Air Force One”.

6.)  Nobody would fall asleep at the State of the Union address for fear of missing the announcement of who’s hot tub the after party was in.

5.)  Presidential pressure could help pass a  law to make it illegal to e-mail another couple without face pics.

4.)  They could allocate more of our national funding for  the creation of skinnier, more sensitive, more natural condoms that can easily be put on with one hand.

3.)  Somewhere somebody would be wearing a t-shirt that read, “I had a three way with the first lady.”

2.)  Nothings hotter than having a First Lady with a tramp stamp on her back in the design of the presidential seal.

And the number one reason:
1.)  Did someone say……   “Interns and cigars…”

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