Swingers Mojo Baby!

If the great and mighty Austin Powers taught us anything, he taught us the importance of swingers mojo. Austin spent the entire sequel of his popular movie series protecting his famous swingers mojo. While swingers mojo may be something of fiction thought up by comedian in a Hollywood film, in reality there is some truth of it in the Lifestyle.

So what is swingers mojo? Swingers mojo can be defined as the following:

“The measure of being in complete sexually charged synchronization as a swinging couple. Characterized by complete harmonization of thoughts, actions, and desires. Also indicative of being in a state of total reciprocative infatuation.”

High caliber athletes  have often described the mentality and focus around their intense performances as “being in the zone” it’s a moment of super reality when everything is going absolutely right and the rest of the world is nothing but background noise. For Mrs. Gentlenibbles and I that is what it was like when we first entered the jaw-dropping, mind awakening, orgasm inducing, liberation achieving realms of the swinger lifestyle. It was a brand-new world and her and I were the only two that existed in it. We suddenly revealed and learned desires, secrets, and little nuances about each other that we had not discussed the previous 12 years of our marriage.

While in this “zone” of swinger mojo I could hardly take my mind off of her. Whether at work, the gym, or out with buddies she was constantly in my thoughts. Not just sexual thoughts, although there were plenty of them , but every thing about her. It was a way that I had not looked at her since the early days of our courtship when Guns’n'Roses was king and Bush meant Sr. not Jr.. When we were together we could hardly keep our hands off of each other and we communicated in a way like never before.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not the sex that grants this mojo it’s the honesty. The absolute, unedited, bare bones honesty. For us, it just happened to be the sex that allowed us to open up. There is just something about 20 beautiful naked people in a hotel room, exploring your fantasies with another couple, or watching your spouse have an orgasm from afar at the hands of another person that makes it very difficult to think that there is any secret worth keeping or needing to be kept from that sexy son of a bitch you chose to spend the rest of your life with.  Just like with pro-athletes and their typical slumps and periods of greatness, swingers and their mojo tends to have some rise and fall as well.

Every couple, including the best of them, goes through ups and downs in the intensity levels of their relationship as their world meets reality and real life gets in the way. This rising and falling of interests has an effect on both members of the relationship even if it is caused from just one partner’s distraction or disinterest.  During this “down” period there is a slow down of communication which can manifest itself in some small amounts of insecurities, as well as the loss of that totally honest and open existence you were enjoying. 

So as a sexy swingers searching for our lost mojo, hopefully with better teeth than Austin Powers, what can we do to reclaim this mighty “swingers mojo”.

Here are some thoughts:

 1. Put your clothes back on.

In the hypersexual world of swinging it is sometimes easy for one partner to be feeling a little more “randy baby” than the other. Whether it be stress from work, trouble with the kids, financial worries, or other concerns sometimes the horniest of creatures would rather just stay home and watch a movie.

In the words of somebody somewhere, “it takes two to tango”. This is true of the Lifestyle as well. Chances are you will only find yourself more disconnected after spending a night trying to get on the same page from different sides of the sexual energy fence.

2. Do some hard-core people watching at the mall.

If you remember above we said it is not the sex that yields that relationship intensifying mojo, but all that communication and honesty. If your mojo is gone chances are you have not spent too much time talking lately. So go find something to talk about. There’s no need to cure cancer, solve global warming, or develop an exit strategy for Iraq. Just talk!

Just enjoy listening to that beautiful, wonderful, deserving person that shares your bed talk. I know of nothing better for creating some funny enjoyable and worthless conversation than people watching from any mall in the world.

If your spouse seems a little distant from you I challenge you to spend an hour people watching with them and see if things don’t improve.

Now obviously, becoming a mall rat is only a lighthearted suggestion but in reality it does illustrate my point. Just talk!

3. Buy a box of Kleenex.

Okay so Kleenex may be somewhat of a desperate measure and most likely unneeded, but after all the lighthearted conversation above its time for that unabated honesty we spoke of before. Have a good old “come to Jesus meeting” with each other. Talk wholeheartedly about what is going on in each other’s lives and if there are any issues or concerns, get them on the table. Pulling a splinter out may be uncomfortable, but oh how good it feels when it is gone

Even if there is nothing of significance causing trouble between the two of you, it is always a good idea to have a really good deep conversation with each other every once in a while.

After completing those three tasks hopefully you will have learned one of the biggest, best, and most exciting secrets of swinging. That secret is, that even though it took your experiences in the Lifestyle to help expose that swinger mojo, just like Austin Powers you had it all along.

It’s the diapers, disasters, and dramatic victories that created and molded your special brand of mojo. All the naked twister, Jell-O wrestling, and tons of great sex did for you was set your mojo free.

So here is to good shagging and the return of “free love”!

Sincerely the spies who really hope to shag you.
Mr. and Mrs. Gentlenibbles