Sex is a Good Thing Because….
We have been coming up with a humorous list of why “Sex is a Good Thing” for a new project we are working on.
We want to share the list with you to hopefully give you a laugh, but to also get your help.
After reading the list please leave us your funny comments on why you think “Sex is a good Thing”. Here is the list:
Sex is a good thing because…
- Without it making babies would just be no fun at all.
- Without sex Ron Jeremy would have been an unemployed pizza delivery boy by the age of 35.
- Have you not seen the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape?
- If there were no sex masturbation would just be gross.
- Otherwise condoms would be the worst balloons ever.
- Without sex no one would read Playboy magazine for the articles.
- Without it the daily showering time of the average teenage boy would suddenly drop by fifteen minutes throwing teenage hygiene into a frenzy.
- Without sex a penis would just be a huge pain in the ass with no real benefit.
- Otherwise adult theater’s would just be dirty grimy buildings where weird people put on plays.
- Sex prevented Pfizer, the makers of Viagra, from going bankrupt in the late nineties.
- Without sex the term “Swinger” would solely refer to those dancers with all the crazy moves. Everyone knows that those guys don’t deserve to have a nickname all to themselves.
Now quit laughing and leave us some of your reasons below!
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Because, if you’re a guy, it gives you something to think about all the time.
Without sex the only way to get a good night’s sleep would be to take Ambien
Without sex KY would have to start makng engine oil
Without sex “doggie style” would refer to parents who put their kids on leashes
The Wildcardz
Thanks Steve!
Wildcarz – Holy crap the “KY” and “doggie style” are hilarious!
If it weren’t for sex I might actually get work done on my house.
If it weren’t for sex Hugh Hefner would have died YEARS AGO.
If it weren’t for sex the hooks above our bed would be used to hang planters.
If it weren’t for sex a “booty call” would be making an appointment with your proctologist.
The Wildcardz
Holy Crap the “booty call” is a keeper! Too funny
For without sex — I would want to DIE!! Beck says same here!
Without sex — Men and Women would not talk with each other. Games on, goodbye.
By the way, without sex; Ron Jeremy would’ve stayed a special education teacher. Nobody wants that outcome.
i like to see the sex and want to do it also
sex is life .nothing without it
Did somebody say “sex”?
Sex is a good thing because:
- without it the internet would just be a very slowly growing university resource tool.
- without it video camera and digital camera sales would be down 97%.
- without it many middle age couples would be getting absolutely no exercise at all.
- without it Dr. Ruth would have just been that weird little lady in the supermarket fondling all the vegetables.
- without it Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker would still be ruling Sunday morning televangilism.
- without it all those great Spanish Inquisition punishment devices would never have lived up to their full potential.
- now we have theme days like “Topless Tuesday”, “Hump Day”, “Thong Thursday” and “Flash ‘em Friday” to help get us through the work week!
- it gives us much more entertaining things to do with some of our friends at a party than just sit and play regular card games.
- my sheets on my bed get changed almost daily because of it, instead of once a month like when I was a kid.
- wet dreams mean waking up feeling really good instead of just hot, sticky and uncomfortable.
Smile, because people wonder what the hell you’re up to when you do!
Thanks Woody,
Those are great!