Goodbye Old Friends

Tomorrow I will be saying goodbye to some very dear friends of mine who have played an extremely active role in my life since the age of sixteen. You see, on June 3rd, Mrs. Gentlenibbles has decided to go under the knife to receive a breast augmentation.  She has been considering this procedure for quite [...]

There Will Be Boobs – BBB Party Barge

No this is not the title of the next Daniel Day Lewis film, it is just our prediction of what July 18th, 2009 has in store for us.  Last week we wrote a post titled “…and Then God Created Butts, Boobs, and Babes” that spoke of the upcoming party Butts, Boobs, and Babes taking place [...]

…and then God Created Butts, Boobs, and Boats

We are really sorry for bringing God into the middle of all our naked twister and jello wrestling, but the Butts, Boobs, and Boats Party held in Austin, Texas every summer can only evoke imagery of a higher nature.  A nature existing of thousands of sexy people partying naked on one of the most beautiful lakes [...]