A Picture is Worth a Thousand Genatalia -The Art of Profile Pics

As a couple new to the “Swinging Scene”, your profile picture will play a very important role in the amount of condoms you purchase in your swinging career. 

Several years ago, my wife and I were trying to sell a vehicle.  We had the vehicle listed in the local paper for over a month and had less than five phone calls, none of them serious buyers.  The add had expired and I was calling the newspaper to extend it a few more days when I decided to add something.  I merely added the following statement to the top of the add.

“Desperate, must sell immediately!  Will consider all offers!”

I also removed the asking price from the add and figured I would take what I could get.  Funny thing was, we were virtually inundated with phone calls and I sold the car within a couple of days for the exact amount I had been asking for over the entire month.

The point of this story is not to use the word desperate in your profile, but to illustrate how merely giving my add the right presentation gave me enough of an audience to find the right buyer for my car.  Having old, grainy, and sloppy pics on your profile may limit the number of couples who even consider your profile.

This phenomenon has nothing to do with shallow personalities, or rude people that you want nothing to do with anyway.  The fact of the matter is that unless you are from Little Bitty City, Nebraska you are not the only swinging fish in the pond.  Therefore unless you are a very busy little swinging fish, you are going to have to narrow your choices down somewhat.  The quickest and most common way couples Read more